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vincentvillella:

So you East coasters are going to have these pooping out of the ground by the thousands, you know that right?

vincentvillella:

So you East coasters are going to have these pooping out of the ground by the thousands, you know that right?

« We need a witness to our lives. There’s a billion people on the planet… I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you’re promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things… all of it, all of the time, every day. You’re saying ‘Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness’. »

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goonforgetmeidontmatter:

alyssaemilie:

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
I always reblog this I just love it so much 

I can never open my eyes after this, i really feel like im dead and i feel so peaceful and happy

goonforgetmeidontmatter:

alyssaemilie:

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

I always reblog this I just love it so much 

I can never open my eyes after this, i really feel like im dead and i feel so peaceful and happy

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kendallinthewind:

Seriously. It’s so obvious when girls have makeup on, pay attention dudes.

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sofeeuhsofia:

i love you

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Please can I have?!?!?

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kendallinthewind:

girlswillbeboys:

baby love

Kara’s favorite thing about Twin Peaks was all the unnecessary crying, like baby funeral strength crying.

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